my parents split after they made me. i am a volcano. they are tectonic plates. follow for more geological humour.
i really hope the two people who just followed me aren’t looking for geological humour or you are going to be earth-shatteringly disappointed
this post is one of my best by a landslide
who’s arms would I run and fall into
if I were drunk
in a room with everyone
I have ever loved”
he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy